FREAKY STORIES: GRANDPA’S 2ND VOICE

sixpenceee:

by reddit user tennysonspeaks

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davidbyrne:

The Beatles owe soooooo much to teenage girls for their success like i’m pretty sure it was teenage girls who were screaming and fainting at shows and buying all those records and not old ponytailed dudes or moody teen boys with bad hair? and somehow everyone forgets that when they’re yelling about “real music” and putting down teen girls for the performers they get excited about. like whatever. I see you.

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elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.
zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

image

shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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cruelkid:

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cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

"Billy needs therapy"

I literally started crying

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uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

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yuleriots:

worth 11 seconds of my time

every single time.

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